I touch myself to pretend you're there

beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza"

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whoreascoped:

Reblog this with your penis

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nothimg:

me: “i hate everyone”

someone: “haha except me lmao”

me: image

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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